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snackers [Jan. 26th, 2012|03:01 pm]
faeryhead
There's a vending machine not too far from my desk at work. I hate it when people buy their afternoon snack, open it while walking, and start eating before they are back to their desks. I sit at the "start eating" stage in their short walk so I get to see their first, big, STARVING bite. Yuck.
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[User Picture]From: faeryhead
2012-01-26 08:03 pm (UTC)
HAHA--I posted this about one person who does it a lot, and as I was writing the post I thought about the other snacker, and she just walked by taking her first bite as my post went up.
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[User Picture]From: cherdt
2012-01-26 08:09 pm (UTC)
I dislike walking-and-eating, although I admit that I sometimes do it anyway.

You should get a mini-microphone and surreptitiously record them! The plodding steps, the crinkle of the plastic wrap, the wet, fleshy nom nom nom sounds. Yuck! Your disgust is contagious, I'm starting to feel like Lemuel Gulliver.
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[User Picture]From: faeryhead
2012-01-26 08:28 pm (UTC)
I only walk and eat if I absolutely have to. They don't have to!
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[User Picture]From: tawdryjones
2012-01-27 06:29 pm (UTC)

I don't know if they are fat

I want her to post a "this is why you are fat" sign, a photo of them in action, right by the aisle.
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[User Picture]From: faeryhead
2012-01-27 09:29 pm (UTC)

Re: I don't know if they are fat

hungry man (candy bars)
muffin top (chips)
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[User Picture]From: tawdryjones
2012-01-27 09:35 pm (UTC)

Re: I don't know if they are fat

Oh, poor muffin top! She doesn't even realize her clothes are shrinking!
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